Duration: 00:44
Added: 7 years ago
Description: Pandora, a 56-year-old British MILF, orders two large Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery guy arrives, she decides shed rather have his cock than dinner. She invites him in and opens the pizza box, checking for artichokes. Im sure theres something I could choke on, she says. Come with me. The thing is, he doesnt speak her language and doesnt understand a word she says...until she says, I would really love to fuck you. Fuck is one of those words everyone understands. So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where she sucks his dick, hops on top of it, rides it hard and jacks him onto her pretty face. The pizzas getting cold, but thats what microwaves are for. And what are pizza delivery guys for? To fuck sexy MILFs. At least thats the impression Ive gotten from a lifetime of watching porn. Fast poll: Who gets more porn pussy? A. Pizza delivery guys B. Cable guys C. Plumbers D. Electricians Anyway, about Pandora. Shes from Luton, which is north of London. Shes a mother and grandmother. She works in wedding planning. Shes divorced. Shes a swinger. She likes men who wear suits. We found her on Twitter. The best job shes ever had? Shooting for you, of course! Of course! The best job for men who want to have sex with porn MILFs? My vote goes to pizza delivery guys.
