Ruby Gets Her Man

Description: Nobody ever said life was fair. Lets say youre out shopping on a hot day. Youre by yourself and horny from watching all of the hot women go by. You unzip your fly and say to yourself, I need a woman. Chances are, one isnt going to materialize out of thin air to take you back to her apartment. It just doesnt work that way. If youre a man. But lets say youre a sexy Latin chick like Ruby Rodriguez. After a day of shopping, shes just walking around when she decides to unbutton the top few buttons of her shirt. Then she says I need a young guy. Poof! One materializes out of nowhere, driving an SUV and ready to take her back to his place. You see, thats the difference between men and women. Women, especially ones who look like Ruby, can get it almost any time they want. Is that fair? No. Its not. But at least we get to watch and enjoy.