Duration: 01:15
Added: 13 years ago
Description: Youre a stranger to Croyden County, aint ya, Mister? Whats in the suitcase? Bra samples! Mmm, nuthin a decent gal could wear. Well, Goobers fillin station aint open until 6am so youre agonna have to spend the night here. In the morning, I can run you over and get your tire fixed. Now, I hope you dont mind none but we got a right small place here. So youre gonna have ta sleep in my daughter Linseys room. Dont mind her none. That youngun can go on all night achatting. She just loves to meet strangers. Gotta warn ya, she done like to talk a lot of that thar sexy stuff. Ah guess its because thar aint much to do round these parts so mebbe she can get a little perky when she meets a new face. Its all I can do to keep those farm hands offen her when I got my back turned, cause she done got the biggest taters in Croyden County and she sure do like to show them off. Ive had to pepper my share of backsides with buckshot from old Betsy here, yknow. Now I gotta warn ya that the walls are right thin and I sleep next door. So I dont wanna hear any monkey business or you, me and Betsy here are gonna have a meetin. So you go right on up and knock on Linseys door. Shell be right pleased for the company tonight. Sleep tight and the outhouse is to the right. If you need anything, just holler.
